February 2012
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there are times
where I just consider becoming a Derby Dame
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drinking milk out of a shot glass
because I’m too lazy to open the dishwasher
yep
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missbaileyanniam asked: it would appear that in...
josiahfiles:
I CANT DO IT
I CANT FLATTEN THEM
I DONT HAVE THE MUSCLES
I HAVE DROOPY LIP
THEY JUST FOLD OVER
OH GOD
hahaha Oh God!!
Jesus I meant more like this!!!
I’m sorry! It’ll be okay!
holypeaches:
it’s odd to me that people come out idk
just be gay man
i guess i wouldn’t know but i feel like you shouldn’t have to inform people !
the more you treat it like something strange and different, the more everyone else will too
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Milk's Favourite Cookie
bampoetry:
nothing is better
than Oreos dunked in milk
til they almost break
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bigpoppaeslam replied to your photo: Look how pretty it is!!!! Aaaaahh all my…
video review!!! wooot!
working on it!
it’ll be up soon!
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reasons to hate Arizona
I ventured into my very small, dusty, and scary attic in attempt to find my Magic and Yu Gi Oh cards…
within one minute I was covered in dust… after five minutes (and while deeply entangled and far from an exit) I was looking through the box that I was sure they were in, but was stopped dead in my tracks when I lifted up some papers to discover a translucent baby scorpion! I...
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cynicalskin replied to your post: Doctor Ace of Cakes
I would have shot them through my tv.
hahaha
well you can’t blame someone for not knowing anything about it
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Doctor Ace of Cakes
I love Ace of Cakes
and today as I was getting ready today I was flipping through and saw it was on, and in the description it said “Dr. Who cake…”
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
the first point I want to make is…
I actually have a problem with people who say “Dr. Who” as opposed to Doctor Who… like… it’s just… just incorrect. It’s like...
I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
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ARTIST PRO-TIP
josiahfiles:
when you start drifting in and out of consciousness, can’t remember the past few minutes, and your black pastel begins to glow green
It’s probably time to stop
or maybe time to get really abstract
then be amazed/confused by what you find when you wake up the next day
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post office
you are just awful
just awful
you don’t come at a regular time
you don’t deliver my packages in a reasonable time
I just
I just hate you so much!!!
I get that you have a lot to do and your workers are more than likely disgruntled
but please
try to be more efficient!
I’m sick of waiting 6 times longer than I should for most of my packages!!
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its getting old (A Haiku)
bampoetry:
just say you hate me
please just get it over with
then we can move on
zooeyclairedeschanel:
friends who have seen your ugly crying face and still choose to hang out with you are the only friends you need in your life
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Parents.com
STOP SENDING ME EMAILS!!!!!!!
I am NOT pregnant
I did NOT sign up for your website
I don’t know how I have an account
I DON’T WANT YOUR MAGAZINES!!!!
HOW DO I DELETE THIS MEMBERSHIP!!???!?!?!?!
TOLKIEN THEME PARK. BEING BUILT IN POLAND.
cynicalskin:
benedicts-pet-hobbit:
fool-ofatook:
ryuk-baggins:
DRESS UP AS CHARACTERS. LARP ALL DAY.
AHGYDJHAGHD
GOOGLE IT NOW.
Whoa.
Oh, my gods. You guys. YOU GUYS.
?!?!?!?!?
WUT. WUT. DNJSIBGFYU VOBYUO
Fuck Wizarding World in Florida… I’m going to Poland!!!
eddplant:
I don’t care what kind of music you like
Commit This To Memory is one of the best albums
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How to be a Serial Killer is on Netflix Instant!!!
WHY HADN’T I LOOKED THIS UP BEFORE?!?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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“‘I love you’ means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via quidniegoillud)
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